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  • Ditch-crawler learns that the Finesse 24 Seaden has not been broken up…

    Poor Seaden has lain forlorn at Swale Marina in Conyer for some years now. The boat has essentially been abandoned: the owner having moved onto another project. Why the abandonment, I have not been able to fathom. In discussion with the marina regarding a berth for next week, it was mentioned by the office that…


  • Ditch-crawler & mate give Whimbrel a Fortieth anniversary refit…

    Last year we’d decided that it was time to strip off all the boat’s varnished surfaces to bare wood and start again. The last time she’d been ‘naked’ in these areas was prior to her first coats in the autumn of 1983! Whimbrel’s varnished areas include the rudder, transom, sheer strakes and entire cabin sides.…


  • Ditch-crawler gets down to seasonal safety checks…

    Some weeks ago I managed after a bit of an effort being taken for a ‘web ride’ to obtain an update for the Garmin GPSMap carried aboard Whimbrel. See: http://nickardley.com/ditch-crawler-wants-to-thank-satnav-helpers That was early in my knee replacement rehabilitation. Having since reached the boat, been for a sail even and completed a job of tensioning the…


  • Ditch-crawler remarks on Coastguard worries, and more…

    Not many people know much about the history of the Coastguard. It was formed in 1822 by the amalgamation of three services set up to prevent smuggling. Often the individual services were acting against one another in effect assisting the smuggling gangs. As boaters, we are all mostly aware of the presence of the Coastguard…


  • Ditch-crawler laments on Carbon Monoxide boat deaths…

    Deaths due to carbon monoxide (CO) poisoning is something to be feared, either in the home, a rented holiday pad, caravan, motorhome or aboard one’s treasured little ship, which is this post’s perspective. Many years ago, when Whimbrel was new, I retrofitted ‘gas’ alarms beneath the drinks rack seen in the cabin view below. They…


  • Ditch-crawler wants to thank satnav helpers…

    So, I thought, it’s about time the satnav carried aboard Whimbrel was updated while I had the time. The unit, a Garmin GPS Map 557, was purchased back in 2014 and it has served alongside the traditional charts carried aboard, kept updated annually (Which reminds me!) for I have never relied upon the electronic unit…


  • Ditch-crawler reviews, Down the Wind, by Jack H. Coote.

    Down the Wind appeared from beneath the Christmas tree some months back – kind of Father Christmas, I thought at the time. So, I took it into hospital with me to give sailing succour when disabled with a new knee! Have I read it before? Not sure: couldn’t find a copy on my well stocked…


  • Ditch-crawler learns of a Calor ‘pause’, but…

    The Calor Saga has developed a little, but don’t become euphoric: it remains bad news. I began to ‘worry’ about this nearly two years ago now and contacted the Royal Yachting Association (waste of space) and the marine leisure press – only one outlet initially interested the story – and eventually decided I had but…


  • Ditch-crawler looks at a world beating Essex based company.

    Many east coast sailors know and love the pretty little marina at the head of Woodrolfe Creek at Tollesbury. But, how many realise that just up the road, a little beyond the tide line, sits a world beating innovative company. I didn’t, but I have known of Tollesbury’s connection to the wider maritime world in…


  • Ditch-crawler applauds MCA action over personal watercraft…

    Having a professional maritime background, I knew that when the media picked up on Government attentions being drawn to the activities of the minority, then it would not be long before the associated department, the Maritime & Coastguard Agency (MCA), acted. The law of the sea around the coasts of the United Kingdoms has changed…


  • Ditch-crawler comments on new plastic pollution reports…

    I was sitting in hospital with time, I thought, to get on with a blog I had earlier prepared. The plan was to use up those boring hours of waiting with time to muse and think… It wasn’t to be for I was in and out after having a total knee replacement that there just…


  • Ditch-crawler comments on the rise of marine e-power and more…

    Would I have an electric motor? The answer to that is highly probable. If I was ordering Whimbrel this year, and not forty years ago. Times were hugely different then. We were just getting away from the petrol or diesel fit, scenario. My main use is for entering and leaving marinas, leaving my mooring and…


  • Ditch-crawler sails back in time to review Howards’ Way…

    In the dark days following the New Year, a rerun of the ‘Sailing’ programme Howards’ Way, first filmed and screened in 1985, was advertised on Drama Television. The series originally ran from 1985 -1990. My mate laughed. I smiled, for a spark of nostalgia was ignited… I was away at sea at that time and…


  • Ditch-crawler reflects on an early February sail with his Valentine…

    I have been forced to be very selective about when to go for a sail with a knee that is a little unreliable … therefore the number of times I have got out has been reduced. I am pleased in a way that the weather has helped in my decision making! So, after helping out…


  • Calor Gas slashes bottle sizes: Ditch-crawler comments…

    This is no longer a joke. Boaters and caravanners to an extent will be champing a the bit in frustration at the news from Calor that the small 4.5/3.9 butane/propane cylinders are discontinued as of now. The size that has replaced these are 7kg/6kg butane/propane which are appreciably taller and will not fit most locker…


  • Ditch-crawler learns of ‘jet ski’ legislation…

    The misuse of jet skis in the Lower Thames (Sea Reach), River Medway and Swale has been an ongoing and increasingly dangerous problem for many years. This of course has been a problem not just within the mentioned areas, but everywhere. During the Covid-19 pandemic many people new to water borne activities purchased personal watercraft…


  • Prostate cancer hits news, again. Ditch-crawler comments…

    It was in the early part of the new year just a few years ago that I was alerted to the evils of Prostate Cancer while listening to BBC Radio 4’s morning programme. Again, this year there was a fresh ‘bash’ at the subject with a strong message for men. The current UK total of…


  • Ditch-crawler welcomes 2023 with just a little trepidation…

    The start of 2023 came in wild, damp and depressing, weather-wise. It also ended a very good year afloat aboard Whimbrel and I haven’t much to complain about. 2023 also marks a milestone for Whimbrel: she was ordered and largely built during 1983, forty years ago. There will be more of this later in the…


  • Ditch-crawler comments on ‘high-end sailing’…

    Between Christmas and New Year the BBC Radio 4 breakfast programme has a guest editor each day. Their job is to work with the programme team and introduce a subject or subjects that interest or concern them. There were three that particularly caught my attention: Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, The Head of UK Intelligence Services at GCHQ,…


  • Royal Yachting Association winter magazine: Ditch-crawler comments…

    Although Christobel cancelled our subscription to the Royal Yachting Association when I decided to close our membership down over their total indifference and lack of care regarding the extreme shortage of bottled LPG and Butane gas cylinders of the most common used sizes over past two or more years, the quarterly magazine continues to arrive.…