07/11/18

Ditch-crawler distinctly unhappy with E. C. Smith – marine suppliers of RM69 marine toilet.

Nearly two years ago I found I needed a replacement loo seat for the RM69 toilet fitted to Whimbrel. I was offered a wood seat which I purchased. This was fitted in the spring of 2017.

The RM range of marine toilets were originally manufactured by a Dutch company, however, this folded a little while ago and E. C. Smith took over the range. Good news for boaters, one would think…

This year I also needed some other spares, so since I had been dealing directly with E. C. Smith for a great number of years, with various receipts going back twenty years or so for the toilet alone, I duly emailed the company. I did not get a response from repeated emails (on record) or even a telephone call…

Eventually, after contacting a marine outlet store I found that E. C. Smith no longer dealt with the general public. And boy, doesn’t that make life difficult: marine shops rarely have what you need in way of spares … however, the one contacted advised me that they could order the parts (at an inflated price) of course.

I had a spare seal and part that I actually needed, so that job was done. I was planning to do more – but have deferred this until I actually get the seal needed. On a whim I’ve decided to reseal the base – not leaking, but know it has been in use for years, decades even, so feel inclined to stymie this.

Whilst getting down close to the loo lids some while back I noticed two things:

  1. the hinges were shedding shards of ‘chromium’ and crud.
  2. the seat had begun to split … it isn’t made of wood, it is manufactured from compressed paper – probably ‘MDF’. I felt incensed, however it has gone out of any guarantee now.

The hinges…

Close up of one…

The hinges appear to be manufactured from some grunge alloy designed to shed its ultra-thin layer of chromium in such a way as to create a hazard to the cleaner … often me and, yes, I have been ‘cut’.

My faith in E. C. Smith is destroyed.

Will I use them again? Not bloody likely.

The hinges have been replaced with a pair of solid brass units purchased from, Black Country Metal Works Ltd. They can be found online.

New solid brass hinges.

The seat, I have begun sealing the edges and will coat with some epoxy, rub smooth and repaint.

Seat edge – sorry about ‘poor’ focus!

How long the seat and lid units last is a matter of conjecture: not long I believe!

The future – probably a new loo, which I am quite sure will be generally unfit for the marine environment. We’ll cross that bridge when needed…

06/19/18

Ditch-crawler has been onto Cooke for awhile…

I have had a couple of Francis B. Cooke’s books for some while, but found his writing somewhat dry and belittling, condescending even, especially in the way he ‘treated’ women…

Perchance, for part of her Ruby Wedding Anniversary present to me, my good mate and dear wife presented me with: Small Yacht Cruising, Weekend Yachting and, Coastwise Cruising. This last is a fictitious cruise from the Thames (Erith) to Lowestoft, which in many respects mimics without all the ‘map’ detail an earlier book, London to Lowestoft (Also on my shelves…).

A selection of Cooke…

I have another, In Tidal Waters, ordered and on its way … this, I have read is more in the vein of Maurice Griffith’s books – or should that be the other way round for Tidal waters came in 1919.

There is a lot of good sense in much that I have read, up till now, with ‘hints’ galore. If you were a gaff sailor they would be of special use perhaps, but dated in these modern times, however, seamanship does not date – one is always learning!

There is, however, a propensity to repeat things already said. Today, writers have the joys of a computer screen and it is easy to cut stuff out etc.

Francis Cooke began sailing, I believe, at around the age of 7 in 1879. He apparently had his last sail aged 101 and died aged 102. His long term moorings were at North Fambridge on the River Crouch. It was from here he sailed last on his beloved Iolanthe. Cooke was a founding member of the East Coast Mutual Yacht Insurance Association – which is still in operation today.

Francis Cooke did not have any love for the Medway or Swale (I’d like a long chat about this) and left the Thames early in his sailing life for the Crouch, N. Fambridge to be precise. The Thames got ‘too busy’ and it was industrialised. The Medway and Swale were similar, but still had places to sail into, as they have now. he ‘hated’ the way spritsail barges came through moorings to get to quays long used for trade and yet were becoming surrounded by yacht moorings. He literally had not a good word for the ‘humble’ fisherman and his gnarled worked out smack or bawley…

Of boats, he despised the barge-yacht, didn’t care a jot for the centre-boarder and extolled the virtue of a draft around 4′ 6″ – he’d have loved many of the grp wonders around today, surely. I got the impression, because there isn’t a mention of him, that Cooke and Griffiths didn’t see eye to eye … I have mentioned this to a yachting journalist: MG in one of his books (Possibly, Magic of…)mentions a book by a ‘someone’ who he couldn’t remember, about something – a detail about the Southend shore and sketch maps – and a bell has rung in my top hamper. I believe the ‘who’ was Cooke!

Don’t quote me…

For me, the most basic of sailing joys was missing from his life – a Mate. His wife. It was pointedly clear as I read that ‘women’ didn’t figure in his idea of boating. There were certain references to making the cabin arrangements suitable for ladies, should they be carried. Most of his sailing was either carried out alone – which he extolled – with a pal, or sometimes his son (in his younger days). Never, it seems, his wife! I found this extremely sad.

One passage summed up this male domination theme. He commented on the lamentable action of a wife putting petrol in a kettle to boil for tea. The boat blew up. The container was the same as used for water and ‘hubby’ hadn’t marked them…

In Tidal Waters, first published 1919.

Some of the bits one reads mimic a little what was written by Cooke in his book, In Tidal Waters. In this book too, due to the fact that many of the yarns were originally written for the magazine market, a repetition of some details occurs – especially in relation to boat details. This can be ignored!

One has to read these books with the knowledge that Cooke was a Victorian Gentleman who happened to be long lived – into the age of rockets and nuclear fusion and moon landings. But, normally, time changes life perspectives – maybe a later book will include the ‘modern age’ of yachting for he wrote into the early 1960s.

My grandfather who sailed in the early 1930s would have known (of) Cooke, my father too, probably, and they may have even met on the water or at some anchorage.

Another of his ‘ways’ was the hating of solitude at anchor. He disliked the call of the curlew preferring the buzz of a lively harbour shore – especially if there was a golf course handy. I felt that Francis B. Cooke would love todays modern marinas…

If you can find these books, read them for they’re useful, as said, and they certainly tell you what it was like…

 

06/11/18

Ditch-crawler and Mate attend 2018 Finesse Rally at Chatham

The annual Finesse Rally which was started by a local group of like-minded souls with me as their ‘appointed’ head has, I am pleased to say, continued to thrive.

Last year’s event at Brightlingsea was somewhat marred by inclement weather preceding and during the Saturday of the event. It being, in the main, rather blowy! Only four vessels mad it to the venue. Others made stalwart efforts to get there and decided that enough was enough – trying to bash round The Naze at the northern end of the wallet channel. Two crews in the event sailed up the Stour and berthed at Mistley … later arriving by taxi! Others arrived by vehicle too.

So, it was with a little trepidation that the organiser began arranging the 2018 event. A large number of vessels were initially booked and as time passed by, numbers fell. However, on the day we had a fleet of seven plus an associate – a past Finesse owner with his current craft and crew. This is always nice to see…

Beyond the sailing barge Margery the Finesse 24 Pippit spotted clearing Sheerness Harbour, Chatham bound…

 Whimbrel departed in company with two Island YC sisters, Gypsy and Calluna – all ’24s’. The wind was a little fitful, but I am pleased to say that other than the deep water channel transit little diesel was used!

The organiser and most of the group sailed directly for Chatham whilst Whimbrel stopped over in Queenborough to meet any who were late getting down the coast or round the Swale.

Finesse 21 Ivy May, a gaff cutter, reaching through Queenborough Harbour.

During the afternoon I was able to spot some of the fleet ‘marching’ towards Chatham. Thames spritsail barges were coming into Queenborough too: the 2018 barge match on the R. Medway was starting outside Queenborough and finishing there too. Sadly only seven turned up…

The Mate and I had a delightful amble around Queenborough and its historic creek, enjoying a coffee at a new café next to the Admiral’s Arm (where we later repaired…)

Whilst ashore in the evening I spotted a Finesse 24 in the distance and sure enough she soon pitched up in the harbour. The crew of the boat, Sandpiper, were soon ashore getting some food inside them before joining us at the Admiral’s Arm… We had earlier bumped into Dick Durham who had moored on the buoy next to us. We also met his crew ‘Glum’ who is far from a nick-name that is decades old! Cheers boys…

Whimbrel on the Medway – Lucy Vinten-Mattich

The next morning, early, at 063 we cast off Chatham bound, followed out of the harbour by our new found friends aboard Sandpiper… I took ‘them’ across Queenborough Spit, but they strayed too far in and ploughed a furrow with their centre plate. Their first Medway lesson!

Sandpiper from Whimbrel off Oakham Ness.

In good time both boats arrived off the lock and we were soon ‘in’. Wow, wasn’t it nice to be met by a band of Finesse sailors, calling their good wishes, etc, etc, from the dock wall…

Whimbrel and Sandpiper locking into Chatham… Picture: Rob Hardy

Once berthed we did the rounds and the Mate had a scamper ashore to the Marks & Spencer outlet store, coming back a little disappointed!

Here are some of the boats…

Awel-O-Wynt a Finesse 21.

Finesse 24 Gypsy.

I spy Pippit, another ’24’…

We had an intimate and enjoyable buffet in the evening, being joined by other owners and also a Sea King owner who ‘graduated’ from a Finesse 21. Here, again, I must give my thanks and for all the others, to the two ladies who organised the buffet. Well Done.

Some of the evening’s revellers…

Sadly, all too soon, Sunday dawned and movements were soon noted as early breakfasts were enjoyed before departure preparations… Upon Whimbrel leaving the dockside, only two boats remained plus our friends aboard the mono-hull Ocean Magic.

We sailed away down river in company, again, with Calluna and Gypsy, the later returning home directly, whilst we enjoyed another night out…

Whimbrel from Calluna…

It was a good rally. Those who attended enjoyed themselves. New owners were astounded by the bonhomie and advice that abounded. A new organiser (s) were duly ‘elected’. Well done you two!

But, I was a little disheartened by the large number of boats that could have attended. The shores in my own locality are ‘littered’ with 21s and 24s. I fear that interest is not high, however, without some commitment, this little group could unravel…

I hope not!

05/29/18

2018 Essex Book Festival feedback has arrived on my desk…

The 2018 Essex Book festival seems a long time ago now, but I’m sure many of you may like to peruse some of the comments from the attendees. The list was quite staggering actually.

Generally you get a, ‘Good…’ or, ‘I liked it…’ etc, but these returns were very touching indeed.

There was around 65 people at the talk, including a half dozen staff and festival ‘bods’.

The lovely display at Canvey Island Library for the event…

Comments;

  • Very Interesting
  • Brilliant!
  • Very good evening and interesting subject.
  • Excellent – keep up the good work.
  • Really enjoyable.
  • An excellent insight into past sights, industries and creeks on the rivers Medway and Thames giving new places to explore…
  • Very interesting talk greatly enhanced by the pictures which illustrated the journey.
  • Excellent talk with good slide presentation. Very informative!
  • A fascinating and very informative talk. It was wonderful to have it illustrated with slides…
  • Great cake, good talk – nice to have visuals…

There we go, touching…

To add to those, the festival organiser attendees also spoke nicely of the event. One said it was the best she had attended…

All I can add is a very big thank you to all who attended, to the staff at Canvey Island Library and to the festival organisers for inviting me.

05/27/18

Ditch-crawler & Mate ‘sail’ with Cook…

From a modern perspective, the momentous voyages by Captain James Cook and his crews detailed in a new exhibition is probably long overdue.

The British Library – no not the Maritime Museum as one would expect – has currently an exhibition detailing in an interesting way the famous three voyages of (European) exploration essentially around the Pacific basin. It was an area virtually unknown to European navigators apart from the fringes in places up to the middle of the 1700s – strange as it may seem.

Larger than life poster in the British Library entrance…

As is often the case with these special exhibitions one is not allowed to take photographs … however, I have reproduced some bits from the guide, which is credited to the British library, although now public property.

The exhibition discussed the time period – The Enlightenment – when much was being discovered and worked out in a way not seen or done before. The passage through takes you aboard the ships and onto the islands and shores visited. Film sections discuss the longer lasting effects of ‘first contact’ with Europeans and many other peoples. Some comment was, I would say, bitter. I’d like to have asked if the status quo was wanted, i.e., the before. An Australian perspective by a native of the land and a person of European descent was interesting – both talked of our land, our joint destiny.

Page from guide…

I was greatly interested in spotting a River Thames situated in the top of the North island of New Zealand – whether or not it has reverted to its native name, I do not know. It has a similar shaped estuary – hence the name I suppose! The page above has my doodle noting this…

Further page detailing section on 2nd and 3rd Voyages…

The voyages…

I and the Mate found the exhibition very worthwhile and informative. It explores aspects not often discussed and made one think quite hard too … if we ever ‘find’ anyone out in space, some form of ‘first contact’ principle would surely be needed. Star Trek!

Go and enjoy.

05/15/18

Ditch-crawler reviews a Finesse 24 for sale – Andantino No. 35

Finesse 24, No. 35, Andantino.

She was built c.1978/9 and has come onto the market due, sadly, to the unexpected death of her late owner, a long-standing member of the Benfleet YC.

I agreed to visit the boat with one of his daughters and give my views on her and advertise her for sale on my site.

The boat has been undergoing work ashore at the Benfleet Yacht Club, which is on Canvey Island. The work was essentially cosmetic as far as I could ascertain.

Andantino has a standard F24 dinette layout, with galley to starboard. The heads and locker doors all operate. Forward are two berths.

A general view of Andantino.

Paint has been stripped off along the waterline/boot top area and stem. There isn’t a huge build up of paint to the hull. Nothing that a good rub down and recoat cannot sort out.

The boat is sloop rigged.

Note: a putty has been worked into the plank ends to the stem – this may be due to undue drying out at sometime. The boat has been out of the water for around two years.

The other point to note is that the boat was at one time cutter rigged. Not ’empty space’ between the two anchor cable rollers where bowsprit once passed through.

Putty to plank ends.

Looking down starboard side. Note blue paint not adhered to ‘original’ white coating under the lands.

 

 

 

Looking forward on the underside on port side.

I noted that the centre plate is ‘stuck’ in its keel slot. The winch, in the cockpit, operates and looks to be in a good condition with no play.

View of the transom. Rudder blade has been stripped. No defects seen.

The engine is a 2-cyl Vetus and looked to be in a fair condition. It is probably a 12-15 HP model. There is some water in the boat’s bilge which is salty. None is leaking out on the underside: keeping her tight.

The Cockpit is in a fair condition and has been kept covered.

 

Note water in bilge, as mentioned. The bilges and behind galley area looked at have a ‘recent’ coating. Timbers looked good.

Under the galley units – to starboard.

I did not view inside the lockers beneath the dinette seats. I am told that all berth cushions are available. Owner’s daughter has yet to clear out ‘personal’ gear and make tidy.

View, starboard, looking aft from amidships.

The varnish work has suffered from a lack of coats after much work some seasons ago. Some deck edges need attention.

There is a set of ‘tan’ sails aboard.

There are two batteries connected to a trickle charging panel on deck.

Under the poop is a fuel tank – it looks to be approximately 30 litres.

There are two GPS units (Garmin &Lawrence), a modern VHF, echo sounder & built in compass.

Below there is a Blakes heater thought to be a diesel version, mounted beside forward end of dinette.

It appears that the cooker is ‘missing’…

There is no history of when the keel bolts have been done, but the owners friends may be aware – the daughter wasn’t.

Ideally the boat should be cosmetically finished to hull and be placed in the water or a mud berth.

With some attention to what needs doing, I believe this boat has many years of life in her. The hull planking where stripped back is in a remarkable condition.

The boat is available as an, ‘as is’ condition for around £3500.00 – my advice is to make a sensible offer. .

Contact: Mrs Henny Pugsley on 07732 315330

A further contact at the Benfleet YC is Mike Cox.

Note: The views here are Nick Ardley’s and no responsibility for accuracy can be given. If you intend to purchase, I would advise a survey. As said, I believe the boat is essentially sound and only needs to be brought back up…

Any new owner should make contact with the Finesse Group where advice and camaraderie can be dispensed. There is a closed Facebook page, which you will need to request joining, and a web site.

http://www.finesse-owners-association.co.uk/

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1518607771700636/

Update:

Boat has been sold and is under new ownership at Benfleet YC.

Andantino painted up and back afloat.

05/13/18

Ditch-crawler views film, Swans outside my porthole, by Simon North

Swans outside my Porthole – a film by Simon North.

Simon began this film some years ago now. Whilst other projects have come and gone in the mean time, this film has made it off the cutting table. It is: a wonderful picture of the life of some of the spritsail barges that came out of trade during the late 1940s through to the 1960s, and the people who owned or lived on them.

This was long before the advent of the charter barge, the job that barges have continued to do when the carriage of bulk cargoes eventually ceased. Barges morphed into motorised vessels or were simply dumped along the foreshore. The ‘lucky’ ones sailed on as yachts or sat as ‘humble’ homes. The spritsail barge continues to work on, carrying people, earning a living or simply as a means to defray annual costs.

Simon wanted to look closely at what life was like afloat for the families of owners who purchased an old barge to use as a floating home. Fortunately Simon was able to speak to a number of people who either lived aboard, some of the time, spent part of their lives aboard, or in my case, from birth to running away to get married…

The film. (It was upright before loading…)

The film is a nostalgic trip back in time to a different age, an age devoid of electronic communications and for some, electricity even … it opens with a discussion with Jeremy Larkin who was a school boy (public) when his parents bought the Five Sisters, a little barge of just 76 feet. It was his mother, Peggy, who led this ‘game’ for her husband was away at sea serving in the Royal Navy a lot. It was a career into which Jeremy followed. Their barge was around the size of the Henry, which currently sits ‘mouldering’ alongside Standard Quay in Faversham.

To me, what was clear was that the ‘children’ weren’t around all the time. The barge was sailed to Paris where Jeremy’s father became a Naval Attaché. After being hit by a crane barge during a Seine flood the Five Sisters was badly damaged and soon sold after her return to England.

We then jump to a barge called Montreal, a lighter built in 1902 but rigged out during the 1970s. She finally went ‘upriver’ to a mooring above Battersea. From there she went to Erith c2014 and was broken up as beyond redemption … Simon tracked down owners who lived and sailed a little on her. I was ‘crying out’ for these folk not to keep referring to her as ‘the boat’. A thing I have! But, all the same it was interesting.

My dear wife had begun to chunter by this time for something had struck her – more of this later. I alluded to it earlier.

Cargoes are discussed, including the carriage of coal – Lots Road Power Station sat across the river from Montreal’s berth … and here the barge’s last owner still pines for the river’s aura that he enjoyed during life afloat. Marriage took him off to a fully functioning modern abode, ashore!

Other owners of Montreal and Imogen Stubbs, who spent her early years aboard the Cetus and later on Resourceful , all talked of the camaraderie of the floating communities in which they lived. I would agree with this. Simon briefly touched upon the Cambria, being the last sail trader carrying solid goods.

There is a touching piece when a young lady talks about climbing the rigging of the Montreal behind her father – something she clearly wasn’t supposed to do. It was discussed with great excitement … and I smiled wryly for this was part of my life and that of my siblings from an early age. We were expected to ‘do’!

The back cover with pictures. of barges and families..

After a look at modern sailing barge matches, I was suddenly aware ‘we’ were aboard my Whimbrel sailing off the eastern end of Canvey Island along the edge of the London River’s wide open Sea Reach. Back at the mooring, Simon is soon opening me up on my barging childhood, and that of my siblings.

What struck me was that I was the only one to openly talk, with some humour, of the hardship of endeavouring to keep the May Flower (my floating home) going. The efforts taken by all the family in this task were continuous, but we not only kept her afloat for a little more than thirty years, we kept her sailing for a quarter of a century after her trading life ended.

I sat, fascinated, as I listened to myself discussing the way of life. The ‘responsibilities’ post school. The ‘trades’ we learnt without hesitation. You’ll need to read The May Flower A Barging Childhood to really understand this … what’s not written would fill another volume… The book is still available, being in print continuously for eleven years now.

The May Flower (Blt 1888) remained the oldest sailing barge in sail until superseded by the little Cygnet after her 1970s rebuild. Both were built by Currel of Strood, Kent.

I believe Simon has completed something here that is truly historic. It is a record that will eventually, sooner rather than later, be impossible to tell, for most that experienced this life are aging … none of us can live for ever!

Many in the barge world today live in a world seen through ‘rose tinted glasses’ sailing on vessels that have largely been rebuilt – are certainly in better condition than when carrying their last cargoes. Yes, it is a hard life being a bargeman. But, for most it is a paid job. There is a home to go to and for many barges, come the end of the weekend, the scuttle is locked and she rests alone…

Living aboard a ‘modern’ barge (Thames or ‘Dutch’ type) is often described as idyllic. This permeates a little at times in the film. It certainly wasn’t like this in the early decades Simon covered or that of my own experiences. Yes I have good memories, historic memories. But would I like to do it again. No! I think my siblings would agree!

My wife said, ‘What comes across is how different the Ardley children’s experiences of living aboard a barge was…’

Hmmmmm…

Well done Simon.

The film is available as a cassette CD at: artbargestudio@gmail.com at £15 including p&p, or from Simon’s youtube page, see:

https://youtube.be/YWLRbfDbsyU

 

04/26/18

Ditch-crawler, Mate and Whimbrel star in new ‘My Classic Boat’ youtube film…

Some months ago I ‘accidentally’ sailed across the stern of Dick Durham’s newest vessel, Betty II when she ‘arrived’ home at Leigh-on-Sea. Unknowingly, Dick’s arrival in a faint breeze was being filmed by Bob Aylott who makes classic boat films. His work covers the ‘not so classic’, those ignored by other classicists.

Anyway, finally after three attempts we were able to get going: the weather, wind-wise, has been dire! On Whimbrel’s birthday, 14 April, to the day for it was on a Saturday she was launched in 1984, we met up with Bob at the Island Yacht Club.

Leaving…

After introductions and a cup of coffee we got started … filming ‘getting ready, then ‘arrival’ walking together and holding hands along the narrowish walkways (I stole a kiss – on film!), interviews aboard and finally getting underway. Bob was taken out by another club member, Simon Lawrence aboard his motor craft, a meaty steel type, called Mag-da-Lyn.

On a ‘pass’…

Once clear of the creek we sailed to order, engine puttering quietly at times to get into position for passes … until finally we headed for home, chased some 2 metres astern by the film boat!

Come on … closer … Bob filming!

At one point Christobel made some coffee and we called over to the film boat that we’d pass some cake on the next reach by. Looks of disbelief ensued … that was until I tacked and Christobel positioned herself close the shrouds, plate at the ready! I saw Bob filming – not thinking he’d use it, but, sure enough it is on the film. Wonderful!

One of Bob’s comments was about the Island YC, its amazing grounds, obvious work party and the sheer beauty of the location, he was quite touched by it all.

See the piece at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulwv6v40z4

And, many thanks to Bob Aylott, the Island YC, the club work party, and Simon Lawrence and his boat’s crew…

04/9/18

Finesse 21 for sale.

Boat for Sale:

I have been sent a few details and a couple of pictures of a Finesse 21 that is reluctantly being placed on the market. She has been owned by an ‘old salt’, Peter Silsbey, since 1988.

Serenity is sail number 74. Her build date is said to be 1984. She is gaff cutter rigged, with one headsail, but a staysail may be part of her wardrobe.

Serenity under sail on the R. Medway.

It is known that she has been well cared for and is currently ashore (for winter) at Gillingham Marina.

Peter can be contacted on 01634 581967. If you would like Peter’s postal address then please contact me or, of course, phone Peter himself.

 I have no other details – I believe Peter is open to offers.

For a later built boat she is unusual in having the older style cabin top…


Serenity at her long term moorings in the mud berth section of Gillingham Marina.

04/1/18

Ditch-crawler and The Mate pay homage to Joseph Conrad…

One of my favourite authors is Joseph Conrad and being over in Kent with a car rather than by water aboard Whimbrel, I looked up where he was buried after his death in August 1924. I had been given a biography of Conrad’s life written in the context of the age he lived in – during the great growth of the British Empire and its probable peak.

I have ‘consumed’ many of Conrad’s works and some have been read and re-read – Mirror of the Sea, Secret Agent and Heart of Darkness are three favourites. But others have enthralled too. The aforementioned have the Thames, in Sea Reach, and London in their make up, which adds to their allure. I am now on a collecting ‘spree’ fuelled by my dear wife to obtain a larger collection…

Anyway, we were celebrating our 40th Wedding Anniversary and Christobel came up with the idea of ‘popping’ over to Faversham and staying at The Red Sails Hotel – good food. Lovely town. We’re off elsewhere too… I’d read that Conrad’s final home was just a few miles from Canterbury and Faversham is close by. A quick search revealed the whereabouts of Conrad’s grave – The Canterbury Cemetery, Harbledown, on the Faversham side of Canterbury.

Arriving outside the cemetery we parked up and ambled in. It was a grey day, a typical thick day at sea sort of day, with a little drizzle. Seeing some lights at a little stone building some distance from the cemetery’s church, we made our way along a well made up pathway and knocked. A voice called us in … I got to about half way through asking about Conrad’s grave site and a young gardener/grounds man got up and said, ‘follow me … we get lots of people asking…’!

The chap set off, at a pace, the Mate, in her ‘clip-clop’ heels strode along beside me, skipping as the passage took across not so firm grass!

Then there it was, an obelisk of hewn stone … commemorating Conrad and his wife, Jessie.

Joseph and Jessie Conrad’s grave stone.

The stone has been set in a square with tablets for sons, and grandsons etc and other family members.

The family grave site…

Interestingly, on google earth, the site can be located to the ‘top corner’ of the cemetery should you wish to make your own pilgrimage … I, in particular, was so pleased to have been. The Mate too, it appeared…

I didn’t actually receive any ‘Conrad’ gifts for the event being celebrated, but am assured that if books are listed on a ‘desired’ list, then they’re likely to appear … but I did find these classics amongst my parcels!

Francis B. Cook – Small Yacht Cruising, and Coastwise Cruising…

Grant Allen – Tidal Thames (a reprint), and Francis B. Cook – Weekend Yachting.

I shall report as and when…